DISQUS

mulch · 9 months ago

It was only a matter of time until you replaced your human friends with inatimate objects. You have so much more in common with them.

sluggo · 9 months ago

Yeah, well all of my "friends" decided to move in order to pursue their own selfish goals and fullfill their needs. With friends like that, a guy needs more scrapers.

mulch · 9 months ago

You really shouldn't talk about Holmes like that. He will see right through your veiled references.